Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?
nine favorite photos of → mark ruffalo and rdj
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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Ellen DeGeneres reflects on coming-out episode, 15 years later.
We’ve been with you all the way on this journey and it’s so special seeing you go through all the milestones knowing what you’ve been through.. For me, it’s an absolute honor to stand behind you and say that I’m your fan! And I’m so proud of that!
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#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
Oh jesus god that’s hilarious
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VOTE for Harry Potter at the MTV Movie Awards!
- First gif: Practically the moments in the movie where i cried like a baby. TEARS EVERYWHERE OKAY.
- Second gif: That one and only kiss where I waited for 10 years. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG THAT IS?
- Third gif: Emma for Best Female Performance. Because Hermione is a BAMF witch who knows more spells, than i know all my work throughout my school life. And Emma clearly showed that in this movie.
- Forth gif: Dan for Best Male Performance. BECAUSE HE IS HARRY FREAKING POTTER OKAY. Yeah. And because he is the perfect Harry.
- Fifth gif: IF YOU DON’T VOTE FOR THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN HARRY AND VOLDEMORT AS THE BEST FIGHT, I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY. Like seriously.
- Sixth gif: I can’t even. It isn’t only about the trio. It is about the entire cast. How they all grew up together, how they learnt together, how they cried, laughed together. HOW WE FLOODED TUMBLR WITH OUR TEARS WHILE WATCHING THE LAST DAY OF FILMING FOR THEM.
I was trying to convince people that Gary Oldman is sexy today. I don’t care what anyone says, that man is sex.
Gary “The Sex” Oldman





